I am not a morning person. Not now, not ever. I have punched a man for waking me too early (not intentionally, but still). You can imagine my sparkling demeanor when I awaken at 5 am each morning for work. But why is this? Why does my sense of humor disappear and leave a cranky, swearing, unkempt woman in a retainer behind? Circadian rhythm. No, that’s not something you should have studied for music theory, it’s the technical term for your “body clock”. And how does that work? Sit still and I’ll tell you.
First, let’s talk genetics. New research suggests that genes determine whether you’re a morning person or, like my father and I, are inclined to strangle overenthusiastic roosters and alarm clocks. These genes are likely related to clock protein and melatonin production (not to be confused with melanin, which is in your skin). Clock proteins are synthesized during the day and accumulate around the nucleus (site of DNA storage) of the cells in the superchiasmatic nucleus (region of the brain, just call it the SCN and don’t worry about it), at the end of the day the nucleus takes up the proteins and by the next day clock protein synthesis begins anew. Conversely, melatonin is secreted by your pineal gland (gland in the middle of your brain) at night. Secretion will vary depend on the season, but the general rule is that at night secretion is around 10 times that during the day. When you wake up in the morning, photoreceptors your eyes pick up the signal and transmit it to the SCN. These photoreceptors possess light sensitive proteins and are different from the rods and cones processing the light cues from those kitten pictures you have open in the other tab. Their light sensitive proteins do not aid vision, but instead receive light and use it to signal the SCN. The SCN will then alert the pineal gland and melatonin production will drop off. However, if you wake up before the sun (like me) it gets a lot harder to wake up fully, quickly. On a good day I’d say it takes an hour or so before I feel truly awake and alert. Thank God for long commutes. As I’ve gathered from my reading, research has not specifically outlined the biological difference between early and late risers. After a certain point, everyone is getting the light cues to wake up, so why the lag? Likely (and this is where I’m making my own inferences) late risers need stronger light to halt melatonin secretion, while early risers need only a little.
So I am fated to be forever a cranky. Of course, proper attitude (not focusing on sleep or resenting consciousness) helps IMMENSELY. As does getting some exercise so I’m tired at night. And yet…
Doom to all who disturb my slumber.
Source
Sherwood, Lauralee, Hillar Klandorf and Paul Yancey. 2005. Animal Physiology: From Genes to Organisms. Thomson Brookes/Cole, Belmont, CA.